Eloise Mumford as Katherine 'Kate' Kavanagh.Dakota Johnson as Anastasia 'Ana' Steele.Synopsis: Recent college graduate Anastasia Steele begins a sexually charged relationship with handsome, yet tormented billionaire Christian Grey. The rest of the internet is at your disposal for such things. We are not censoring negative opinions of the film itself, just those who want to use this thread as platform for dumb jokes.
Due to the infamy of the novels and the film we are instituting a one-time only (though possible recurring) policy of no sarcastic comments, particularly those that clearly show the writer has not seen the film.
